ask-spitfire:

arborverse:

bioandrunaway:

arborverse:

shady-bacon:

nintendoprivilege:

so tell me this

why is the mushroom kingdom

the mushroom kingdom?

nintendo enforced patriarchy

the king is dead

Because Princessdom sounds fucking stupid

Also if it’s ruled by a prince/princess it’s a principality, not a kingdom.

Princess Peach is merely a figurehead, the Kingdom is secretly ruled by a cabal of bloopers.

That explains how Bowser’s able to kidnap her so easily all the time: The bloopers are trying to get rid of her to take the throne legitimately, and are using Bowser to do their dirty work.

It’s called the Mushroom Kingdom because it’s easier for children to remember a political system that they understand.

can we fucking talk about this dude trying to find sexism in every little fucking detail? Oh my fucking god you aren’t fighting sexism like that  you just become abnoxious.

haikulumie:

Goddamn it I love my girlfriend, awesome fucking birthday gift!

wow i lost 4 followers,guys come on i’m still a brony this thing was just hillarious ok? You don’t tell your parents about your masturbation habits

and this is why people should buy a wiiU instead

yellingatcats:

rainbowrapper200:

sschol:

clopping

Holy christ

OH MY GOD WELCOME TO THE BROLUMINATI ALBUM

hold the fuck up,who said every brony clops come on bro

maid-fluttershy:

thepoeticpony:

sapper-mike:

5th deployment; the soldiers have yet to realize that I am not human

Latest screenshot from Call of Duty: Ghosts

Command, this is dog I have my sights on the target, requesting permission to fire on the mail man.

yeah it’s funny how the first thing that came to my mind was cod

sand-filled-scarecrow:

hasana-chan:

Green is not a creative color.

Did you just-

shush hasana

so uh…the homestuck fandom isn’t as weird as the mlp fandom? Go watch a few thread simulators…hehe~

overland-frost:

You’re much stronger than you think you are

I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.

pony cocks

five dollars